It's not the Oscars

It's not the Emmys

It's not the Grammys

It's the Gramscis!

The award ceremony for fringe political movements

To Qualify a group must meet the requirements of stridency, irrelevancy, and obscurity
(1) Have never received more than .005% of the popular vote
(2) Have more policy papers than members
(3) Never have been part of a coalition

ATTEND and JOIN the FUN. They don't call them Political Parties for nothing!
SEE who WINS

THE LEFT OF LEFT and RIGHT OF RIGHT Prizes

The Heidegger Award for most unintelligible ideology

Most exclusive secessionist party

Best Crossover Group

&

EXTREMIST OF THE YEAR

 

Entertainment provided by the Doctrinaires singing their latest hits
Fukuyama Mama
Go, go, go little WTO
It's my vanguard party and I'll cry if I want to
Dialectical material girl

& the Amazing comedy juggling duo
Gemeinschaft and Gesellschaft

 

Catering by The Frankfurter School

 

How do you get to the Gramscis? ......Praxis, praxis, praxis

 

REMINDER The hall is rented. Please No Reifying on the premises.

 

 

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