Archive for March, 2009

The Order of Mammon for Bernie? You’ve got to be kidding.

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

The Order of Mammon Newsletter 3/09
I know there’s some buzz among the unenlightened for Bernie, but please consider. The Wall Street bankers have trillions in worthless investments, not a measly 17 billion. They have the US government in their hip pocket, waiting with baited breath to bail them out. Bernie can’t even get bail. They’ve arranged to have their stalwart supporter as Secretary of the Treasury and have the ear of the President, if not both ears.

Don’t get me wrong, Bernie did okay for a poor kid from Queens. But he’s a distant second for The Order of Mammon. Maybe if Bernie had skipped the country, bought his own offshore Principality and refused extradition. Come to think of it, I still don’t think so. Hard to beat bankrupting the whole world.